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friend:  you hung out with him? so what happened?   *i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
friend:  BITCH
me:  BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend:  BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:  BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed



Artist: Shaggy








unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down


lordessalicia:

Someone asked me this question the other day: “What if it turns out that underneath those suits volus are actually just dwarves from Dragon Age?”

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australiansanta:

don’t tease your hair that’s bullying